Now it's time to have a break! Enjoy

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you. The world seems to be fading away.
Come along with me, I'll take you to an eye specialist!

The husband leaned over the well, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too, But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"

I wrote your name on the sands, it washed away.
I wrote your name in the air, it blew away.
So, I wrote your name in my heart, and I got a heart attack.

Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to an exclamatory sentence.
Student: Wow!

Why didn't the sailors play cards?Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

Why don’t ghosts like water?
It dampens their spirits.

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.

By Sara Jafari